Everytime he sings, a kitten is being stepped on

There are a few good reasons why some kids (technically, a kid he ain't, but he might as well be) should not roam the interwebs unsupervised. Allegedly, from the land that produced the Lea Salongas and Charice Pempencos of this world, here be some wtf?!?! vocal calisthenics.

Slow news, but I need something to keep me awake in the midst of ten million deadlines. Hail to thee, gig-onomics.